I had a dream last night I got a Brazilian wax. That’s odd. When I woke up, I thought about actually getting one. Maybe I will tomorrow.
I asked my Brazilian friend to call the Ecuadorian guy to ask about the process of getting the dog to the United States. She called her Colombian friend who speaks better Spanish. The Colombian friend called the Ecuadorian guy who told her it would cost $4000. He told her if the dog goes through Mexico it would be cheaper and faster so call this Mexican guy. So, there are five nationalities trying to smuggle a stray dog into the United States.
I don’t know if it is the right thing to do. To bring her to the United States.
Sure, we are soulmates and fell in love at the beach. However, she speaks Spanish and I don’t. She lives on the beach and I live in an apartment. She has dog friends in Ecuador and God knows we would hate for her to have to make friends with Buckhead dogs. Could you imagine? Buckhead dogs wear bedazzled sweaters and eat organic quinoa-lamb dog food.
I named her Bella Lord of The Rings AKA Banana Pudding. I think it is a good name.
If I try to get her to the United States I would have to start a GoFundMe and hope that everything goes well. I would also have to go back to Ecuador and find her then get her to the Ecuadorian guy who could get her to the Mexican guy who would get her checked out, vaccinated, and chipped. He would keep her for a month or two and finally put her on a plane to Atlanta.
Or something like that.
That is the thing about life. Just when you think you have it figured out a stray dog follows you to the bus station in Ecuador.
Trey
This is so good! Lol
Love it 😢💖 Banana pudding is coming back home 🍌🍮🐶🐾