I am getting married next year.
Well, it’s my New Year’s Resolution. I have never lived with a female. I think it would be fun.
Between us girls, I think marriage is a broken technology. The divorce rate is 80%. Fine, 60% actually get divorced and another 20% are in miserable marriages because of religion, kids, or whatever.
So, it’s 80%.
If there was an 80% chance a bolder would fall on your head when you walked outside a door, would you walk outside the door?
Math.
What is the solution? Glad you asked.
I think long-term relationships should be a reoccurring contract with a set date for renewal, not a marriage. Every year, two years, or five years both people have to come to the table on a predetermined date and decide if they want to renew the contract, ie, continue the relationship for another one, two, or five years.
Now you are probably saying that won’t work with kids. Horse shit.
Speaking of horses, I am not sure I want to buy a horse anymore. People are telling me they are a lot to take care of and you need multiple horses because they are herd animals. Then they said you have to put coats on them in the winter. I have never seen a wild horse wearing a horse coat from Pet Smart so I am not so sure about this coat business.
Sorry, I digress. Back to my contract theory…
It will make relationships better. It will force folks to invest in the relationship, talk about the relationship, and communicate with each other.
The dilemma…
I want to have a fun wedding. I have an idea for a 14-day wedding which would be amazing. Ask me about it sometime.
So, I am getting married next year. Maybe buy a horse(s) as well.
Trey
Take that valuable hand in marriage you’re hoarding and sell it for a green card.