“What size,” she asked with a blank stare.
I was in Starbucks this morning at 5:45 AM because I went to the gym at 5:30 AM and whatever hipster was scheduled to open never showed up. So, I left and went to Starbucks because those hipsters always show up.
I ordered a large iced coffee, took a sip, and realized there was no ice.
I went back to the counter and asked for a cup of ice since my iced coffee had no ice. She looked at me like I had lost my mind.
“What size,” she asked.
“Uh, medium,” I replied wondering if it even mattered.
She handed me a medium cup of ice with no coffee to add to my large cup of coffee with no ice.
Wonky. Just like…
Friends with Benefits
A gal with blue hair asked me if I thought friends with benefits is better than a committed relationship. She told me a lot of her friends would rather be friends with benefits than have a boyfriend. I guess monkeys do it. And cats.
For those of you living under a cave or are Southern Baptists, friends with benefits is a casual sexual relationship with someone. Like Ross and Racheal from Friends or Johnny Depp and everybody.
I found an article suggesting western culture is moving towards friends with benefits over committed relationships. I even have an ex-girlfriend who is dating a psychologist who is married to two women.
Are friends with benefits possible without one of the participants catching feelings? I bet if I wrote an entire book called “Friends With Benefits is Bananas” it would sell more than the 14 copies my last book sold.
I found these interesting statistics to add more unclarity:
Half of all singles are not looking to date? What are they looking to do?
I have no idea what those statics mean. Sorry.
So, in the world of dating apps, remote living, and TikTok, do you think friends with benefits is the way to go?
Trey
Wow. An NRA convention in Texas only hours after 14 children are shot dead in a Texas elementary school…should be interesting!