I have never been pregnant. That made no sense.
Why would I, an ex-professional mascot who started a party bus company called The Fur Bus and was attacked by three chimpanzees in Zambia, start an email newsletter?
Exactly.
Welcome to Run Red Lights. A newsletter for those in dire need of some adventure in their lives.
At the beginning of the pandemic, I was trapped in a small loft roughly the size of a refrigerator. The world shut down and I had to figure out a way to connect with other humans since I didn’t have a roommate, wife, dog, or ferret. So, I started a 30 Day Adventure where I would email members every morning with a little inspiration and a daily adventure challenge to help keep them sane.
It worked. They all went on to make billions of dollars and found true happiness. Don’t fact-check me on that.
Now I am creating a new daily email in addition to my weekly newsletter. My goal is 2.8 billion readers. Seems feasible.
Last year I wrote my first book, Love Is Bananas, about my journey to figure out love (still working on that). Now I am trying to figure out WTF to do with my life. How’s yours going? Send me your notes.
Sign up for my daily email where I get a little more gritty and we figure out life together. You can also just opt for the free one that comes out on Tuesdays. Either way, I love you. Swear to God.
Who does God swear to?
Stay tuned and stay away from meth.
In the meantime, tell your friends!